• John Bridger: I feel so optimistic. How do you feel?
  • Charlie Croker: [shrugging] I'm fine.
  • John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
  • Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
  • John Bridger: Freaked out...
  • Charlie Croker: Insecure...
  • John Bridger: Neurotic...
  • Charlie Croker: And Emotional.
They’re competitive little swines

Johnny Herbert about racing drivers (via smartassriver)

That is a PC way of saying what he really thinks….

(via making-excuses)

(via aknedmarsmalade)

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

(via theindianaskyline)

Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD

katara:

how do you people do this 

(via michaelisthegod)

worldofporsche:

The 919 hybrid had a promising debut at the 2014 World Endurance Championship (WEC), finishing second at Silverstone. Mark Webber made his Porsche race debut alongside former Le Mans winner Timo Bernhard and young star Brendon Hartley

worldofporsche:

The 919 hybrid had a promising debut at the 2014 World Endurance Championship (WEC), finishing second at Silverstone. Mark Webber made his Porsche race debut alongside former Le Mans winner Timo Bernhard and young star Brendon Hartley

breathtakingdestinations:

Bluff Rock - Kemp Beach - Queensland - Australia (von Andy Hutchinson)

breathtakingdestinations:

Bluff Rock - Kemp Beach - Queensland - Australia (von Andy Hutchinson)

(via papachan12)

wareve:

peacefulbody:

manuxinhace:

Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]

BOOM. GET IT. 

When their own anchor is so done, that she points to Barack Obama as proof they’re wrong

(via papachan12)